Funny Definitions for Designations

Definitions of Designations:-

    * Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

    * Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

    * Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

    * Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

    * Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

    * Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

    * Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

    * Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

    * Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

    * HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!



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